10 Things I’ve Learned in a Splint & Sling
One, it is possible to open a twist-off capped soda bottle with one hand and TWO feet.
Two, gravity gets Greek yogurt out of the tub and into the bowl.
Three, local tailors are more than willing to help me create an asymmetrical fall look with one full sleeved and one sleeveless side.
Four, narcotic pain killers should come with a side of figs.
Five, although I can make coffee with one hand anything more complicated than boiling eggs is out of the question. I miss cooking!
Six, defensive walking is a real and necessary skill set in NYC.
Seven, my curly hair specialist salon will ‘cleanse & style’ for $50. It is worth it.
Eight, regardless of mood or weather, I must get OUTSIDE every day.
Nine, provided I remain calm and methodical, I can get dressed with one hand without working up a sweat.
Ten, I have many kind, caring & generous friends!
This was typed with one hand, please forgive typos…